Now, now... we're going to do this the right way this time. Oh, yes, time to REPENT!!

<sub>It has come to my attention that this phenomenon that is Uke!Desu Hidan has become an insufferable bane to the fandom. Over and over our eyes are raped by images of this scary bastard degraded into a frail, girly-looking buttslut -- as though he would actually permit it! He is drawn looking far more feminine than he appears in the manga or anime, and often times he's presented in a completely out-of-character way. People who claim that he would supposedly 'like it 'cause it hurts' completely ignore the fact that he is not only a masochist. He also harbours EXTREME SADISTIC tendencies -- and he loves GIVING PAIN every bit as much. Furthermore, people thinking that getting your ass poked can even BEGIN to compare to being decapitated... are muddled. As far as I'm concerned taking it up the ass would be more painful to his ego than anything else. And that I know is the kind of pain he doesn't like because he's all about EGOTISM and ARROGANCE. And if you recall, he dislikes having his hair pulled. Now why would that be? Let's see... Maybe because it's a sign of being DOMINATED? Of course, there's no doubt he'd love an angry uke beating him up after he had his way with them! XD Personally, I do believe his masochism would work in FAVOUR of him being seme, being as how he obviously wouldn't be intimidated to get kicked and bruised while trying to dominate someone. It'd be a SADOMASOCHISTIC feat. The sadistic side would utterly love watching the uke squirm and writhe, then if the 'victim' got too feisty and threw a punch at his face, he'd just laugh and say, 'OH, YEA, BRING IT, BITCH!' The more resistance the better. As any true sadist would say, right? And combined with an insane masochism and inability to die, he wouldn't give a fuck less how much he got abused in his conquest. Especially with a really violent partner.

More importantly, the guide books reveal his date of birth to be April 2nd, thus making him an Aries, and those are frequently the in-charge dominant types. I know many people don't believe in astrology, but it counts. Secondly, Hidan appears to dislike being ordered around. He's REBELLIOUS and INSUBORDINATE. Aside from his allegiance to his religion, it's highly unlikely he'd submit to anyone. Hence why even Pein was threatened with a curse. Bending over like a bitch for someone wouldn't be characteristic of him at all. He'd consider himself above it. Let alone primping up like some freakin' androgynous cross-dresser. ACK! What the hell? This guy is a SCARY sonofabitch -- with a holier-than-thou ego complex. He's more likely to whack someone upside the head with his scythe and cuss them out before he lets them have their way. Or just snub them from touching him entirely.

IN FACT, he doesn't have to let anyone get sexual with him at all because Jashin promotes celibacy. But I assume that's aimed at breeding specifically. Ye who liveth as the Grim Reaper shalt not spawn. Thus, it's hinted between the lines that Jashinists might give a nod to homosexuality as it'd have an impact on the heathenistic instinct to populate more life-bearing heathens. Essentially, Pro-death/Anti-life religions & reproduction do not mix. And I hate blasphemy against Jashin. That being said...

This club does NOT support Hidan in hetero pairings.
Jashin uses a TRIANGLE. Coincidence? NO.

*Note that this club is NOT anti-het in general. We just disapprove of Jashin's Prophet participating in the Act of Life. Religions are all about symbolism, and even contraceptives are meaningless in terms of dogma. In the name of Jashin, wield thy scythe as the Reaper of Death, but Reap not the fruits of Life. No Armour may veil thy Sin, for he whose mind strays hath no faith in our Lord Jashin*

Back to the point... SEME Hidan.
Many of the fanarts I've seen completely distort his personality for the sake of ukeifying him further. He's often depicted being taken advantage of like some defenceless shota, or wearing frilly women's clothes. Or just appearing extremely androgynous and/or shota in general. Even to the extent of being filed off alongside Deidara as the so-called 'two main ukes' of the Akatsuki. In reality, he's just your typical crass, boorish butch guy, raging with testosterone. He'd sooner let himself be sliced apart limb for limb and mutilated before he let someone violate him in such a degrading and EMASCULATING way. Such debauchery is sinful. This man's got the PRIDE of a prophet. And a rotten mouth and attitude to TOP it off! Fans making him a 'girly uke' constantly rapes everything that made me love him in the first place. I'm a firm believer of SEME!Hidan. Accept it -- or LEAVE.</sub>
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1.) You MUST love SEME!Hidan in all his MANLY Prophet's glory. You may accept the concept of him as a switcher, but NEVER just flat out uke. Although, keep in mind we do not want to actually SEE said switching happen in this club. SEME!Hidan only.

2.) As stated earlier, SHOUNEN-AI/YAOI only. All pairings accepted, just as long as Hidan is the SEME and NEVER the uke.

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